Man Repelling 101 or “Will my beloved think I look like a Werther’s Original?”
Monday, October 25th, 2010Real talk: I discovered the best thing on the internet last week. The site, Man Repeller, details writer Leandra Medine’s hilariously honest affinity for adorning herself in attire that befuddles hetero male counterparts. (See: harem pants, shoulder pads, onesies and my personal favorite offender, birth control eye wear.)
Women have long dressed solely for other women and over a recent 9 hour brunch, a good friend and I discussed our own Man Repelling greatest hits. Her vision of laid-back cool in a slouchy sweatshirt paired with a maxi skirt evoked an “are you wearing pajamas?” from her gentleman friend. My own predilection for “casual” fur coats and ‘pants optional’ mantra have more than once garnered the dreaded “where exactly do you think we are?”
Man Repeller makes no excuses; she’s painfully aware her devotion to feathers, fringe and drop-crotch send potential suitors running, but as with any kindred fashion devotee, she struggles with the all too familiar dilemma of dressing for yourself (shapeless and frumpy, check!) versus dressing for straight men (uhh…I actually can’t give any examples because I obviously haven’t a clue when it comes to what men find attractive.)
Sigh. Seeing as how I’ve never purposefully dressed like sex on a stick, it seems my man repelling ways are here to stay. But don’t go crying into your pillow about my plethora of white girl problems just yet. I’m still holding out hope that somewhere, somehow there’s an entire sub-section of men who favor ankle socks over conventional sexiness. Right? RIGHT?!
Perhaps I’m setting myself up for disaster (sooooo out of character), searching for a mythical creature, like a unicorn or a monogamous bartender, but in the meantime, at least I’m in good company.
Image via The Man Repeller