In my opinion, non-black blazers that can top off any look are hard to come by. Kova&T created the ultra-coveted Frankie Blazer, which might possibly lead to me chasing down the UPS truck in order to get it before anyone else.

My imaginary dream man’s closet.

A recent Jezebel post about fashion dealbreakers got me thinking about my own. Obviously, my make or break list for potential suitors is nearly infinite, but I tend towards forgiving if at least a minor interest in fashion is apparent. I once saw a boy’s closet more organized than my own, overflowing with shoes all in their original packaging and nearly took my pants off on the spot. (Editor’s note: Don’t worry mom, I totally didn’t!)

In any case, most straight(ish) guys I know aren’t as strict with fashion don’ts as women are with other women. If the girl’s good-looking, they’re not cringing uncontrollably at the sight of her frayed Sevens and black boots like I am. But certainly, I’m not the only one wanting to slap some sense into mall outfit offenders, “going-out” clothing wearers and anyone, anywhere with counterfeit bling. After informally asking my gentlemanly friends what they considered dealbreakers, the following answers were suitable to print:

• “Nothing, it’s impossible to turn me off. Okay, well jeans with no back pockets.”
• “Fat people in skinny fashion.”
• “It comes down to shoes, that’s my gauge for style. Too many girls rock the ugliest shoes.”

Truer wisdom has never been spoken, but I’d love to hear what YOU think. How do you avoid breaking the deal? What are your dealbreakers?

Today consisted of one very short advising meeting and a very large amount of time sitting on the couch catching up on the DVR. Oh, the joys of being a college kid! Even if no one will be graced with my presence today (with the exception of Ellen, Oprah and the crew over on Grey’s) at least I’m still feeling pretty good about my choice in lounge wear. Today, I’m wearing:

It’s usually a safe bet that any look deemed ‘effortless’ is anything but. Take for instance that perfectly destroyed Balmain t-shirt gracing the pages of every known fashion issue (see Daria at left). After a wasted hour of going at, and completely ruining, my favorite Marc by Marc tee with a scissors and cheese grater, I can tell you that this particularly disheveled look is far from effortless. And unless you’ve been blessed with a mane like our model, Rachel, that breezy Wang braid is nearly impossible.

Don’t be fooled by the amount of makeup in Joanna Burish’s bag—she doesn’t need any of it. As an EMBA student and Director of Finance and Development for Welton Enterprises, Inc., her schedule is hectic, but she pulls off an effortlessly eclectic look. Whether it’s rocking leopard print leggings at the office or leather and fur for impromptu dance parties at Maduro, her ethereal, hopelessly positive spirit captivates everyone around her.

Bag?
Bica Cheia

What’s in your bag?
Bobbie Brown lipstick in Brownie, Nars lip gloss in sweet revenge, Celebrity Smile lip gloss, Mac pressed powder, eyelash curler, Aveda Caribbean Therapy lotion, PDQ receipt, 1 piece of extra gum, moonstone ring in silver, pack of Orbit spearmint gum, Zone Perfect bar, cross pen, red foldout wallet (we notice with no drivers license and too many store loyalty cards to list), claw hair clip, 3 aspirin and sunglasses

Was it purchased for a special occasion?
Does falling in love with it count? The color and mix of suede and patent leather are delicious. Anthropologie has a great eclectic selection of these handbags.

How old is it?
About a year old

How much does it weigh?
2 to 3 pounds

Most & Least Expensive item in the bag?
Most expensive to my heart are the pictures of my daughter in my wallet. In terms of $, most likely my iPhone. Least expensive may be my lip gloss.

When do you carry it?
When I’m feeling more bohemian, yet still have a full work day. I would say this one falls under the casual-luxury genre for day into evening.

What’s in the inside pocket?
2 shades of lip gloss & an eyelash curler

Favorite spots in Madison to take it?
Magnus…of course! Their vodka kombucha tea drink goes perfectly with this mood.

Favorite places to shop in Madison?
JLamore or online at shopbop

Where would you never take it?
The men’s bathroom!

Oddest thing ever in the bag?
My Lucky stone

Farthest the bag has traveled with you?
Cannes, France

What do you wish you’d find in it?
More Bejamins

How many other bags are currently in your rotation?
I typically wear the same 4-5 for a while, then rotate within my collection. Of course there is the occasion that I’ll fall in love with a new bag to add to the options.

Dream bag?
Hermes Vintage Box Tri-Color Kelly 32 Handbag

What’s the one piece of clothing you can’t live without?
You obviously have not seen my closet

Justification #1: On a recent trip, I received a business card and it occurred to me that I have no idea where to store it. As a number that I may or may not want to lose, it would probably be best to tuck it away to save for another day. And what better way to store it than in a Card/Cash Case?

Like poetry, fashion does not state anything. It merely suggests.

–Oh Karl, you are so wise!

Back from our 48 hour whirlwind trip to New York, Kiki and I are inspired and positively elated with what we saw. We took in trade shows, fawned over a stunningly gorgeous women’s collection and met with the designers of, in my understated opinion, the greatest new denim line on earth. We’re not naming names, but we promise you’ll be nothing short of amazed.

Our packed appointment schedule left little room for sleep and the see thru shower in our beautiful Thompson Hotel made for interesting brunch conversation, but as soon as we shook hands with rag & bone designers Marcus Wainwright and David Neville, the $200 we (well Kristin) blew on cab fare was instantly forgotten.

Back home, we’re logging crazy hours planning amazing collaborations, heavenly photo shoots and so, so much more! We’re practically bursting with excitement to dish, but we’re keeping it under wraps for now, so check back soon. It’ll be worth the wait.